RyansWorld: Bathing Suits of the Future
From Future
The bathing suits of the future will emphasize modesty over sex appeal due to a reverse sexual revolution that will be created by the nanny states of the future. Starting with swimsuit cover-ups, the "skimpy" styles of the late 20th century swimsuit will be gradually seen as "socially inappropriate;" becoming illegal in most countries by the year 2032. By the year 2028, bathing suits will be unisex, cover the body from shoulder to ankle; all swimsuits will become one-piece swimsuits without distinctive patterns to make it either extremely masculine or extremely feminine. As Christianity begins its inevitable descent towards extinction, reactionary clergymen will condemn the topless men and halter top-like bikinis of the 1990s generation and the 2000s generation.
